The Late Scratch Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Corum's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
80%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Corum's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.