The Hamstring Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“The broadcast shows Corum on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Ref: "Number Corum, that's a flag." Corum: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Corum scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.