The Fumble Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Corum, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.