The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- The broadcast shows Corum on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Corum rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
88%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Corum's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.