The Stuffed Run Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Coach says Corum is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Corum will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Corum's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.