The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Corum's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
90%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Corum's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.