The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Corum finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Corum, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.