The Stuffed Run Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Coach says Corum is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
83%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Corum scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.