The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Coach says Corum is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Corum gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
87%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corum drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.