The Garbage-Time Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Corum goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Corum, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.