The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Whiteheart, that's a flag." Whiteheart: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Whiteheart's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.