The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Ref: "Number Whiteheart, that's a flag." Whiteheart: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Whiteheart is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Whiteheart's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.