The Late Scratch Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Whiteheart finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Whiteheart's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.