The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Whiteheart is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
75%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Whiteheart, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.