The Phantom Flag Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- A mysterious flag erases Whiteheart's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Whiteheart sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Whiteheart drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.