The Snap Count Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- A mysterious flag erases Whiteheart's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Whiteheart's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.