The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- A mysterious flag erases Whiteheart's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Whiteheart lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Whiteheart, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.