The Chip-and-Release Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Whiteheart's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Whiteheart will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Whiteheart, Whiteheart, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.