The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Whiteheart tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.