The Phantom Flag Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The broadcast shows Whiteheart on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Whiteheart's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.