The Chip-and-Release Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Whiteheart's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.