The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
- Whiteheart's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Whiteheart's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.