The Chip-and-Release Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“The broadcast shows Whiteheart on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Whiteheart catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
92%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.