The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Whiteheart lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
76%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Whiteheart drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.