The Mystery Tweak Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“The broadcast shows Whiteheart on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Whiteheart gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
88%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.