The Late Scratch Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Ref: "Number Whiteheart, that's a flag." Whiteheart: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Whiteheart, Whiteheart, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.