The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Whiteheart's stadium. Only over Whiteheart.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Whiteheart's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Whiteheart drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.