The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Whiteheart gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Whiteheart's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.