The Mystery Tweak Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Whiteheart's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Whiteheart stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.