The Chip-and-Release Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“The broadcast shows Whiteheart on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Whiteheart runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
79%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Whiteheart, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.