The Late Scratch Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Whiteheart's stadium. Only over Whiteheart.
- Whiteheart gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Whiteheart drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.