The Blocking Assignment Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- A mysterious flag erases Whiteheart's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.