The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
- Whiteheart gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
74%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.