The Hamstring Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Nix's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Nix will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nix, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.