The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“The broadcast shows Nix on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Nix throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
81%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nix's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.