The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Nix, the end zone is a rumor.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Every deep ball Nix throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Nix's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nix's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.