The Kneel-Down Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Nix, Nix, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.