The Kneel-Down Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Nix, the end zone is a rumor.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Every deep ball Nix throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
85%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Nix scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.