The Late Scratch Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Nix finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nix, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.