The Kneel-Down Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Nix will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
74%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nix drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.