The Pick-Six Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Nix will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nix's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.