The Intentional Grounding Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Nix, Nix, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.