The Kneel-Down Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Nix will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
91%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nix's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.