The Late Scratch Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Nix will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nix's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.