The Checkdown Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“The broadcast shows Nix on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Nix takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
83%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nix, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.