The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“The broadcast shows Nix on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Nix gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
81%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nix drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.