The Bad Snap Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Nix on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nix, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.