The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Nix scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.