The Pick-Six Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Nix: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Nix will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
72%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nix's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.