The Kneel-Down Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Ref: "Number Nix, that's a flag." Nix: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Nix gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Nix scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.